ITS ELEPHANT APPRECIATION DAY

September 22nd is Elephant Appreciation Day in America, ever has been since the ripe old year of 1996. Islam, THE RELIGION, has been on it's PACHYDERM-APPREESH GAME SINCE 570AD (meh, it's more of a Muhammad b-day jawn)... but we still win over Thailand which just started feeling appreciative in 1998. Seriously, guys?

But really, who doesn't love elephants?

Some facts about elephants that you may not know:

They eat about 500 pounds of food a day.
They piss about 50 gallons a day.
They shit about 100 pounds a day.
Pretty sure they have magic powers.

and so in honor of elephant appreciation day...

This is in New Jersey. NEXT 9/22, PEOPLE.

ADORABLE

yes, a randy fruitcake of an elephant painted these

INDIA APPRECIATES THEIR ELEPHANTS 

GO ON

firm believer in ending with elegance